you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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