Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
