Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
this just has baby written all over it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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