ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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