HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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