So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
