I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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