He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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