I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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