We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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