Who wears a wallet chain?!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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