just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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