why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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