the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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