just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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