Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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