the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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