i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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