Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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