Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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