she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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