Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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