please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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