it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?