Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.