can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?