would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"