ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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