508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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