He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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