im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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