fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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