She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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