im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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