...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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