you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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