where am i from again
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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