the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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