Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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