ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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