its not stalking. its research.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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