im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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