so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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