glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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