This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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