i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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