Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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