How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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