Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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