Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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