That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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