It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Never underestimate the power of titties
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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