i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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