you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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