Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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