I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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