my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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